I received this funny link by way of Levi.
Waterfall 2006!
After years of being disparaged by some in the software development community, the waterfall process is back with a vengeance. You've always known a good waterfall-based process is the right way to develop software projects. Come to the Waterfall 2006 conference and see how a sequential development process can benefit your next project. Learn how slow, deliberate handoffs (with signatures!) between groups can slow the rate of change on any project so that development teams have more time to spend on anticipating user needs through big, upfront design.
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This is awesome! I can't wait to attend the great presentations! In particular, I'm looking forward to Testing: Saving the Best for Last.
I can't wait until their developers get the registration page up and running!
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