Something funny happened to me today around 3 PM. Christa and I were sitting talking with our realtor and the phone rings. I get up and answer the phone and this is how the conversation turned out:
- Me: Hello?
- Woman: Hello, can you hear me?
- Me: Yes, who are you looking for?
- Woman: Don't me that shit.
- Me: Excuse me?!
- Woman: You heard me. You *ucking suck!
- Me: I think you got the wrong number.
- Woman: Don't *ucking lie to me, you're full of shit.
- Me: Click.
I guess my double life is finally catching up to me...stupid Vegas wife.